He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT.
His entire department at a previous town was shut down because of widespread corruption. they were literally so bad that people voted to close the police down.
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
did i allow u to have fun without me
look at all those chickenths
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch