grinderman2:

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

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foreveralone-lyguy:

I think its totally bullshit that in the first Spiderman movie Peter Parker shoots out his webs in the middle of a crowded lunchroom like

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and then a few months later they see a masked guy swinging from webs and being like

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AND NO ONE FUCKING CONNECTS THE DOTS THIS IS BULLSHIT